Mr. Broccoli

Lots of kids have an imaginary friend. My daughter's is named Bango (more on Bango later).

But not every kid has an imaginary enemy.

Meet Mr. Broccoli, the cause of all my daughter's woes. The above portrait was drawn with her guidance, and below is her description of this dastardly fellow:

"Mr Broccoli is MEAN. Sometimes he steals my pizza. And sometimes he hits. And sometimes he pulls people's hair! He tears pictures in my book. And he pulls people's noses. And he breaks fans. And he breaks windows. That's all."